Mum: You aren’t even part of the fandom, why do you care who plays Grey?
Me: Because it just bothers me, I dunno. I feel like, I read the first book, someone owes me something for my time wasted!
Mum: Okay, so what’s wrong with the casting?
Me: The character is suppose to be the most beautiful man ever, but the actor who was cast looks like he was hit in the face with a shovel!
Mum: Kinda what happened with Twilight right? That creepy pedo vampire turned out to look like a constipated badger.
Mum: Who did they cast anyway?
Me: I don’t even know, some guy, I think he was in Captain America. He played Bucky Barnes.
Mum: You’ve seen Captain America?
Mum: Then how do you know he played someone named after a chipmunk?
Me: Tumblr, duh.
Mum: Lemme guess, the chipmunk named character is all angsty and has gay undertones to his story.
Me: Well, Tumblr is obsessed with him, so, yeah, obviously.
Mum: I seriously need to start taking your computer away from you at night.